Now I had never been one for divine intervention or guardian angels or any of that shit until one day a few years ago. I was walking out of my house and the first thing I noticed was a big ass Golden Retreiver on a leach being walked by a kid that could not have been more than three years old. You couldn't miss it, it was a beautiful thing, his parents were right behind him pushing a stroller and talking over coffee and for that moment, everything seemed perfect. It was literally how you picture what rich families do with their mornings.
It didn't last long though because at about the time I was noticing this suburban dream, the dog saw something across the street and darted after it dragging the little boy about ten feet before he wisely let go of the leash. The dog came close to making it to the other side of the street before he got drilled by a brand new Toyota Camry that was going way too fast to be in a residential area. I yelled at cars all the time for going this fast down our street for this very reason. It was bound to happen one day and today was that day.
The dog exploded on impact and clearly was no longer with us but what surprised me most was how bad it fucked up the Camry. That thing put a huge dent in the front bumper and it made me wonder if something like that was even covered by insurance or does the driver have to come out of pocket? At exactly that moment, it hit me that I had received a notice a few days prior about paying my car insurance which seemed serious but I was high at the time so I let it go. I bolted back into the house, hit the insurance website and in red letters on the opening page, it said that my insurance was going to lapse that afternoon at 5 pm.
It really was as if someone or something was watching over me. I have never in my life seen a dog get mangled like that yet the one day I did, it was for a good cause. Had that not happened, my car insurance would have surely lapsed and I set up auto pay so no more dogs would have to get whacked. I went outside to tell the family the good news and thank them, but by then the cops were there and they seemed busy.
Well, you are having a moment just like that right now because I am your guardian angel if you are thinking of playing the Warriors -7 tonight. You probably were just about to bet them before you got this message! They are the better team and they should win the series, but tonight they are a trap. The line has moved from -8 to -7 even though 59% of the early wagers have been on them.
Can they cover? Yes, but I think this will be a sweat it out type game that will have you wondering why the fuck you even bet the side at all. Neither team is a good bet as I think the final will come near the number.
I do have a way I am betting this one though and you would be smart to follow. All you have to do is buy the play by clicking the blue button that says Pay Here below! Easy shit! What happens if you buy this play and I lose? You're fucked right? No way Jose, if you buy this and it loses, I will keep emailing you plays until you have seen a profit including what you paid for the pick! Let's EAT!
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